This thread is dedicated to the worst dump of your life. No not the dump where Jane breaks up with but when you go sit on the porcelain throne.

One day last semester after eating up at Papa Joes (and anybody who has ever had any food at UVA-Wise knows it runs through you) I have a class over in Darden. Mid-way through the class my stomach starts rolling something terrible, I get up and rush downstairs to the bathroom (still trying to figure out why there is no mens restroom upstairs). I get there and unload the loudest, smelliest dump you ever seen/smelled in your life. A strong mixture of diahrrea and just very very large turds occupied that toilet. Some poor soul is sitting beside me in the other stall having the same problem. Trying not to embarrass myself I hurry up and finish, flush the toilet and it wont go down. I'm not proud of this but I left it there for the janitors to take of. I washed my hands and headed back to class. Before I get back to class I'm getting a txt message from the guy in the other stall, it was the guy I had ate lunch with evidently Papa Joe's was doing some major damage that day. The only time in my life I remember having an experience this bad is when I was a kid and Zebra and I were going to Florida. If you remember that incident Zebra this one was 10X worse.